I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.

 

Saw The Avengers today. Terrific summer flick. Top 5 superhero movie. Some thoughts:

-Captain America is a total badass fearless leader. Corny as hell, but inspirational.

-Iron Man almost overdid the arrogant, nonchalant billionaire genius. Almost.

-Thor showed up better than he did in his own movie. Thank God…Asgardian or otherwise.

-I wish I had my own Mjolnir.

- Can we stop shuffling through Bruce Banners? Mark Ruffalo was perfectly acceptable.

-Hulk smash! I love that big green bastard.

-Black Widow? One word: booty. It’s kinda all I noticed.

-Hawkeye was more difficult to like than he should have been. Not Jeremy Renner’s fault, though.

-What the fuck does Nick Fury really do?

-I couldn’t stop admiring Loki’s mullet. Perfectly coiffed.

-Lotta shit got destroyed. High quality decimation.

-Robin Scherbatsky? Really?

Saw The Avengers today. Terrific summer flick. Top 5 superhero movie. Some thoughts:

-Captain America is a total badass fearless leader. Corny as hell, but inspirational.

-Iron Man almost overdid the arrogant, nonchalant billionaire genius. Almost.

-Thor showed up better than he did in his own movie. Thank God…Asgardian or otherwise.

-I wish I had my own Mjolnir.

- Can we stop shuffling through Bruce Banners? Mark Ruffalo was perfectly acceptable.

-Hulk smash! I love that big green bastard.

-Black Widow? One word: booty. It’s kinda all I noticed.

-Hawkeye was more difficult to like than he should have been. Not Jeremy Renner’s fault, though.

-What the fuck does Nick Fury really do?

-I couldn’t stop admiring Loki’s mullet. Perfectly coiffed.

-Lotta shit got destroyed. High quality decimation.

-Robin Scherbatsky? Really?